Specially bred cats that lack "glycoprotein Fel d1" (something that causes allergic reactions) for only $3,950! This means that for less than $4,000 I can have my very own emotionally-detached, selfish, bi-polar, razor-clawed kitty-cat without the near-death experience. As some of you may know, I am quite allergic to cats. Me and cats... we don't mingle too well - allergies or no allergies. Sooo, I'm cool with spending the four grand on something a little more bad-ass... but, for $950 less. Like what you ask? Oh, how about a Kawasaki Bayou 250?!
Engine: Air-cooled, four-stroke, single cylinderDisplacement: 228cc
Bore x stroke: 69.0 x 61.0mm
Compression ratio: 8.9:1
Transmission: Five-speed-plus reverse with automatic clutch
Suspension: Single A-arm, independent / 4.5 in.
My John Deere hat says that's some pretttty bad-ass stuff for less than the cost of a specially bred hypoallergenic cat. So, an ATV + $950 or a kitty cat that doesn't even have a compression ratio... I feel that the proper choice is quite obvious in this case.
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